|Uterus:||oh you have a completely full day of activity??|
|Uterus:||and a sleepover afterwards??|
|Uterus:||hardly any breaks??|
|Uterus:||wouldn't it be a shame|
|Uterus:||if something were to|
|Me:||BIRTH CONTROL I CHOOSE YOU!|
|Me:||birth control, use chemical balance!|
|Uterus:||wait...wait you're supposed to be in pain!|
|Me:||birth control return!|
|Me:||Go! Midol! back birth control up with cramp release!|
|Uterus:||THIS IS NOT OVER|
|Me:||and now for the final strike! MIDOL! USE FATIGUE STOPPER!|
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers.