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tastefullyoffensive:

"A challenge you say? On guard!"

[via/4gifs]

Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:don't
Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:if something were to
Me:
Uterus:happen
Me:BIRTH CONTROL I CHOOSE YOU!
Uterus:wait what?
Me:birth control, use chemical balance!
Uterus:wait...wait you're supposed to be in pain!
Me:birth control return!
Me:Go! Midol! back birth control up with cramp release!
Uterus:THIS IS NOT OVER
Me:and now for the final strike! MIDOL! USE FATIGUE STOPPER!
Uterus:*faints*

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via greenhoused)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via greenhoused)

odditymall:

The SlideRider turns your stairs into a slide and is great for kids on rainy days, or adults with no kids that have had 3+ beers.

—->http://odditymall.com/sliderrider-turns-your-stairs-into-a-slide

(via greenhoused)

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